It’s hard to believe that through all the technological breakthroughs, long-distance sex is still pretty much the same as it was in 1876 when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone so women could describe their ankles to guys over the phone. But phone sex can really feel like that if you don’t know what you’re doing.Luckily, Lauren Rules, a professional phone sex operator with over 15 years of experience, is here to give her top 14 tips on how to have the best, most non-awkward phone sex of your life.Now that Valentine’s Day is officially over and you finished spoiling your girl with a fancy dinner, expensive gifts, and the best D you could muster after a long day of work and multiple glasses of the most expensive wine you could afford, you’re looking to make some time for the other woman (or women) in your life. We don't condone stepping out on your lady, but we're not here to judge. So, how does one go about keeping their scandalous ways a secret from their better half? The only problem is your girl is like a new age Jessica Fletcher and checks your Twitter mentions, your Facebok activity, your Instagram likes, and, most importantly, keeps tabs your phone activity.Maybe you hate the outdoors and would never in a million years be caught doing watersports.There’s nothing stopping you from exploring a phone sex fantasy of getting it on in a raft in the lake when the lake..in your mind.Let’s say, you really love the fantasy of public sex, but you know, don’t have any actual plans to follow through on that.Phone sex is a great and safe place to talk about the things you wouldn’t or couldn’t do in real life.
”Your partner will give their own clues as to whether or not you’re hitting the right buttons.
Think of as many different scenarios as you can: the library, the back of your car, Paris, in an airplane, at a Costco, etc.
As for roleplay scenarios, Lauren suggests: cop, sexy nurse.
Lauren says to draw out your words using soft whispers and sprinkle in a few playful sighs here and there while you’re talking.
It helps if you’re already turned on before you talk on the phone.