Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?
Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between! A tall man to a short woman: "You're perfect height for what you want."33.
Hump is the subject today, would it be a noun or a verb when you put it on me?
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.27.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.68. Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me. Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.63. Don't let your momma know you've been reading these dirty pick up lines! Don't you love the taste of dirty pick up lines in the morning? I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.36. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?